INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM — RE: THAT MEETING — CONFIDENTIAL(ISH) — NOTHING WAS SAID — EVERYTHING WAS UNDERSTOOD — INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM — RE: THAT MEETING — CONFIDENTIAL(ISH) — NOTHING WAS SAID — EVERYTHING WAS UNDERSTOOD — 
TO:   that coworker
FROM:  you (technically, your cup)
RE:    everything, honestly

SHUT THE
FUH ☕

You never say it. The cup finishes the sentence. The office-safe way to say the thing you legally cannot.

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SAYS NOTHING. IMPLIES EVERYTHING. HR-PROOF.*
The SHUT THE FUH cup — comic pop art ceramic mug

THE CUP THAT DOES
THE TALKING.

Slide it across the table. Rotate it slowly. Take a long, innocent sip. That's it — that's the whole move.

  • Durable white ceramic — 11oz & 15oz
  • Vivid fade-proof pop-art print (dye sublimation)
  • Dishwasher & microwave safe
  • Printed & shipped from the USA in 1–3 business days
  • Says absolutely nothing. Means absolutely everything.
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EXHIBIT A

RECOVERED FOOTAGE — Q1 STRATEGY MEETING — NO WORDS WERE EXCHANGED

The meeting drags on
09:14 AM — the meeting drags on
The cup waits
09:31 AM — the cup waits
The message lands
09:32 AM — the message lands